Friday, December 30, 2005

The following is a message to whomever decided that the last week of December would be a great time to replace the siding on my building:

I'm on freaking vacation!

*twitch* I'm trying to relax here. I've got menfolk surrounding my house, banging on the walls and peering through my windows.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

I stole this from GolfWidow's blog:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want — good or bad — BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.