the hardware:

bowl, fork, knife
the software:

plain yogurt, salt, dill weed, cucumber
step 1. peel, seed, and slice cucumber

try to keep waste in grocery bag, not on TPS reports
Step b. open yogurt, add salt and dill, stir

Step 3. no 3
Step IV. combine and enjoy. if bowl size does not allow for mixing, a dip method could also be employed
